THE SWATTEAM'S IC, OOC and Uber SWATMEET
|[*]||I don't ever think the love itself is the problem. It's knowing what to do with it that people suck at.|
|[****]||Maybe we should come up with some strategies on deploying the weapon of love. .. some biofuckfare? .. biocardiofare?|
|[*]||...hai, perhaps. any suggestions?|
|[****]||Blasé. The .. the art of Blasé .. Like in the Blingin' Superfly way. Being blasé about love fools the enemy into thinking you know everything about it, yeah? |
.. wait .. lover .. not enemy .. .... 'loved one'.
|[*]||Sometimes, I think they're one and the same. Though usually not in my case. That's the same problem, though, just with a different mask. Acting like what one isn't. Putting on a puppet show.|
|[****]||.. you suggest something.|
|[*]||....wouldn't it just be nice if honesty worked the way it was supposed to?|
|[****]||Like unclogging the toilet when your shit overloads the bank instead of fleeing the scene of the crime?|
|[*]||Yeah, something like that. Like taking the trash out. Or like not having the feeling like you make a choice between being honest and miserable -- or pretending and miserable. What sort of shit is that for a choice, anyway?|
|[****]||.. I'm not accepting no pretense, no, not in this company ... The militia's about the fucking truth. Everyone hit's gonna be hit with the truth.|
|[*]||I guess it's a good place to start. There are worse things to be hit with.|
|[****]||.. hai. Let's promise. Truth or nothing. Daijobu.|
|[*]||Hai. Truth or nothing. An honor code.|
Truth, or nothing.
Yuu, Brigadier General
Lieutenant Colonel "Chubs" Nero
Miya, Sergeant First Class
Ensign "Chick-dick" Tatsurou
Private "Tradewinds" Ken-tan
General Ishihara, Head of the MMMMilitia
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